Top 16 Quotes by Dan Quisenberry

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.

The future is much like the present, only longer.

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch... If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.

I'm probably the only relief pitcher who has more saves than strikeouts.